SUGGESTIONS FOR CELEBRATIONS
How to dress, parties to throw, and what to do!
Beards, postal pancakes, axes, and more!
Learn how to talk like a REAL lumberjack
(though bad puns are always just as much fun)
Hey! Speaking of bad puns…
Beverages inspired by our plaid-wearing friends
Lumberjack Day is MORE than pancake
Assorted Lumberjack stuff in Tumblr-land.
Lumberjacks from Around the World!
SUGGESTIONS FOR CELEBRATIONS!
*Dress in your best plaid flannel, boots, and suspenders.
*Bring as many axes as you can carry to work.
*Go out for pancakes/waffles with all of your friends or dress like a pancake/waffle and lose all of your friends.
*Make something out of wood (like craft sticks, chopsticks, toothpicks, your neighbor’s cut down dogwood, which you have NO IDEA how it got cut down)
*Grow a manly beard or glue one on.
*Say as many eh’s as possible.
*Knock things over all day yelling TIIIIIIIMBER.
*Make as many bad wood puns as possible.
*Learn some real Lumberjack Jargon (oh yes it exists!)
*Read about the history of lumberjacks over at the lumberjacks love wiki sites
*Join the U.S. Log Rolling Association
*Build a tree house.
*Live the rest of your existence in that tree house.
*Don’t even come out to watch LOST.
*Not even if the new episode sounds really really good.
*Dress in women’s clothing and hang around in bars.
*You totally saw that last one coming from a mile away didn’t you.
*Pay for things as if the money is Canadian. Works best if you are in Canada, but is much more funny and illegal if you are not.
*Wear a George Washington costume (he was totally sorta a lumberjack)
*Point people towards:www.lumberjackday.net or www.lumberjackdaydotcomwastaken.com because robot jerks stole our original intended url, which means word of the holiday is spreading! But that still doesn’t make me not want to kick them in their robotic Tin Pants…