LUMBERJACK JOKES

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If there’s one thing lumberjacks love more than cutting down trees
it’s bad jokes about lumberjacks cutting down trees!

Got a bad joke to send along? Send it to colleen@fluffinbrooklyn.com.

What do you call a drunk logger?
A rum-berjack.

What does a lumberjack turn into after a sex change?
A lumberjill.

What did the really macho lumberjack eat for breakfast (and lunch and dinner)?
Mancakes!

What does a lumberjack have in common with Sesame Street’s Count?
They can both count to tree.

I used to be a lumberjack, but I couldn’t cut it.
So they gave me the ax.

What did Tim say when it was so cold all he could remember was his name?
TIM-BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

What do you call a place where lumberjacks and animals go to swim?
Fir Beech!

What’s a lumberjack’s favorite sushi?
The log roll!

What did the lumberjack say about the mathematician who couldn’t dance?
“Man, that guy needs to get some logarithm.”

CONTRIBUTORS:
Jason “Bunyanfoot” Reigal, Noa “Flannel of Love” Wheeler